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If you want to lose weight just lose weight. Funny motivational quotes remind us that life mirrors a mans habit of driving for miles in the wrong direction without stopping to ask for directions.

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One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

Funny jokes motivational quotes. Dont let your worries get the best of you. Topics on This Page101001 102 Funny Quotes on Other Pages103 Funny Quotes Some Just Witty Others Even True 104 Funny Valentine Quotes105 More Quotations106 Will and Guys Hilarious Sayings107 Motivational Quotes108 Another Batch of Amusing Yet Thought Provoking Quotes109 Amusing Sayings1010 See more of funny stories. 8208 532 votes.

Check out our full collection of inspirational quotes. The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Its just a bad day not a bad life.

Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese. Tequila is a good drink. Its amazing how a few words can give.

Laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 8257 1763 votes.

Funny Inspirational QuotesGroup 3. Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. Find funny motivational quotes that make you feel good and motivated.

Whatever you want just take it After wrapping up and getting ready to leave he pauses at the parking lot. Remember Moses started out as a basket case. It keeps everything lighter and easier and shifts our thinking into a more positive mindset.

8258 573 votes. Dont worry theyll tell you Jimmy Fallon If you start to feel good during an ultra dont worry you will get over it. If you want sweets he says buy a sweets shop.

Found in these quotes though are funny humorous thoughts that also serve as a map for a happier tomorrow. Contents1 Funny Quotes101 Funny Sayings. Not only does laughter reduce stress it lowers your blood pressure gives you an excellent ab workout and releases endorphins.

A motivational speaker gave blood what was his blood type. Who took my fucking motorcycle. 14 Funny Running Quotes Long distance running is 90 mental and the other half is physical Rich Hall If you see me collapse pause my Garmin Unknown How do you know if someone ran a marathon.

Funny Positive Thinking Quotes to Make You Laugh. Once youre married you cant even change the TV Channel Unknown. The only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

- Martin Luther King Jr. Funny sarcastic quotes about relationships. Below is our collection of funny motivational quotes and sayings that will lighten your day.

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind of what then is an empty desk a sign Albert Einstein. Clothes make the man. Therefore I wrote up a bunch of funny lockdown jokes that for sure will make you giggle laugh and brighten your day.

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one Terry Pratchett. 8260 674 votes. 19 Jokes About Motivational Quotes.

The elevator to success is out of order. You drink it and you feel like a cactus. Then add some humor to these positive quotes and it just gets even better because who doesnt want to have a laugh along the way.

Weve got you covered with a huge list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. 8221 1101 votes. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.

Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want Bill Watterson. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Funny motivational quotes to uplift you. If you want to change the world do it while youre single. Great Motivational Quotes By Ali - Admin on February 27 2012 in ar Funny Quotes Moral Motivation If we had no winter the spring would not be so pleasant.

While we are all in this together I think it is a good idea to sprinkle in some sense of humor. When youre out of willpower you call on stubbornness thats the trick. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

I say If you cant beat them beat them because they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of surprise. Hippo didnt follow his own advice. A motivational speaker has a crowd all riled up.

Top 10 of the Funniest Motivational Jokes and Puns Some people say If you cant beat them join them. Georges answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. We are so deep in we have to have a good laugh by now just ot keep going.

When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger its inspiring and motivational But when I have it all of a sudden Im. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well. Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is.

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